That does sound like quite the pickle you're in. [Tossing some glitter into the air which-- oh it's green now. It definitely was not before.] And I would so love to help you find literally anyone else to help out with that, but, oh, my schedule is all full up I'm afraid!

[As he pointedly looks through a day planner that just appeared.]

Let's see, bombs, bombs, bombs, lunch, more bombs-- I simply haven't the time!