let's sync up!

[justmeheere]

[Jeremy hasn't actually been around a lot, but he has been having a lot of long conversations with the SQUIP because they, unfortunately, are in possession of a bunch of information and a weirdly unique situation that means they kind of understand some things about this whole being dead thing.

So late Tuesday afternoon, the SQUIP will be wandering around and informing everyone that they should all convene in the dining hall. Unlike a lot of other meetings, Jeremy's a garbage teenage boy who's provided uh. There's some grilled cheese and Minion mugs full of water. You're welcome.

Oh, he's also laid out a whole Pepe wall's worth of notes and shit on the table. You might wanna ask about that first.]

Um, hey. So, uh. Well, I mean - have you, uh. That's the SQUIP and it's gonna be quiet [Jeremy glares at the SQUIP.] but uh. I just. We thought. Have you ever really thought about being dead?

[Oh god, he's gonna ruin his own meeting, isn't he?]

Comments

[justmeheere]

My. The, uh. The phone person. They said I could call them Chewie.

[isawallflower]

You...kept talking to the phone person? And got something actually useful?

[justmeheere]

Well, yeah? Because, like. They texted me after - [Actually, redirect!] After the meeting and were like, talking about how uh. You know. This mysterious lady who, like, saves them from mortal peril or whatever? Told them to talk to me.

[MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE LED WITH THAT, JEREMY.]

[isawallflower]

[ Hey what. ]

Okay. How about...you recap everything you learned from the- did you...is that written? In any of these notes?

[justmeheere]

[Oh, right. His notes! He rustles through the papers and holds up a perfect transcription of every text message on the phone.]

Yeah, uh. This is the SQUIP's memory of every single text. Uh, but. The teal deer is that the phone person isn't associated with. With the Phantom? And they've got a, uh. Badass. Badass female friend? And they couldn't. Couldn't summon Beetlejuice.

[He's right there. It's not summoning if he's RIGHT THERE.]

[isawallflower]

[ ...Holy shit, okay. She's gonna. Lean over these, and- ...Okay, snort a little, for a moment. ]

Okay, I see how Chewie came about. You seriously had a whole conversation about the new Star Wars trilogy while getting info?

[ This should be scolding, but it's completely 100% amused, endeared even. ]

[justmeheere]

Listen, I was. I was trying to be friendly!

[isawallflower]

Oh, suuure, that's what I do when I'm friendly, talk about the shipping discourse.

[ She's like. Hiding her face a bit but she's totally laughing. ]