curtainsdown | let's sync up!

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act 2

let's sync up!

[Jeremy hasn't actually been around a lot, but he has been having a lot of long conversations with the SQUIP because they, unfortunately, are in possession of a bunch of information and a weirdly unique situation that means they kind of understand some things about this whole being dead thing.

So late Tuesday afternoon, the SQUIP will be wandering around and informing everyone that they should all convene in the dining hall. Unlike a lot of other meetings, Jeremy's a garbage teenage boy who's provided uh. There's some grilled cheese and Minion mugs full of water. You're welcome.

Oh, he's also laid out a whole Pepe wall's worth of notes and shit on the table. You might wanna ask about that first.]

Um, hey. So, uh. Well, I mean - have you, uh. That's the SQUIP and it's gonna be quiet [Jeremy glares at the SQUIP.] but uh. I just. We thought. Have you ever really thought about being dead?

[Oh god, he's gonna ruin his own meeting, isn't he?]

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Keanu Reeves is my default appearance. I can normally take the form of Batman, Beyonce, a sexy anime cat girl with a tail or anything else a user may find comforting.

I am very into three out of four of those things, nice. Have you ever considered jumping into a demon brain?

If you would like to be SQUIP'd, I can arrange that. [A beat.] Provided we manage to get out of here.

[why are my horniest characters in mgs always the ones who really shouldn't be]

Eh, I'll try anything once. Find someone to green card marry me so I can maybe be alive for more than a minute and a half and we can have ourselves a party.

[everything about this conversation is cursed]