the final threshold

[beejfq]

[The entirety of the past week (at least you think it's only been a week) has been...odd, even for you dead folks. Seeing between two different timelines, not being able to haunt your friends, seeing your own murder play out before your very eyes, BJ still exists- it's, quite frankly, A Lot.

But today things feel different. There's a stillness to everything, an absolute silence to the Opera House that feels empty and alien. Even if you focus you can't see or hear the living. It's like they're gone completely.

If that's not weird enough you suddenly hear BJ's voice echoing through every inch of the Opera House.]

Guys? HEY, YOU GUYS! YOU MIGHT WANNA GET OUT HERE TO THE CEMETERY!

Comments

[beejfq]

I dunno, I've never had to do it before! Maybe we gotta, I dunno, shove his head in a toilet or something? Cut off his head and shove garlic in his mouth?

[isawallflower]

If he'd even show his face...! - wait, isn't that vampires?

[recessives]

Maybe we need to think of a... different, stronger narrator?

[ damn shilo if only u knew any narrators ]

[etincelledefierte]

...I can think of one. It's a long shot, but that giraffe Nana's been mentioning? That thing can be a narrator. It provided commentary on all the Revues back home.

[recessives]

[ well thankfully for everyone involved, we don't have to try Operation: Wakarimasu!!!! ]